Yep that's pretty much it... Kids turning into animals. I would however like to point out before i move on that it would probably be a better trick to turn into the middle phase than a full-on lion.
1. A child who has just found out that narwhals are real
2. A child who may have leprosy
3. A scare-crow that probably eats babies
4. A perturbed lion
5. A slightly more perturbed lion
While turning into a lion would admittedly be pretty awesome not all animorphs are so lucky...
This kid has the ability to turn into a duck. This will allow him to quickly migrate to new places where other kids won't make fun of him for turning into a duck.
This little girl appears to be able to turn into an iguana which is great. One day when she grows up she's gonna meet that perfect guy who loves her for who she is... And also because he's very attracted to lizards.
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Now I have to admit that at first glance this is a great ability. But my main problem here is that I don't think this girl would ever use her ability for anything other than avoiding being 15 and tucking her baggy t-shirts into her high wasted jeans. If I had to choose I'd pick e-wok every time.
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I thank God every day that this isn't real. How would you explain to a child that he has the ability to turn into a 6 foot sting-ray any time he wants to? Do you know what kind of havoc he could unleash? What if someone stepped on him? He would be able to enter virtually any room with a door that has at least 2 inches of floor clearance at an alarmingly sluggish pace. Well I for one won't stand for it.
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What are these stories communicating to our children? That it's better to be an animal than a human? I feel like these books would make more sense the other way around. I'm sure if you gave that stingray a chance to be human he would take it. Though I'm not entirely sure how you'd know his answer. I need to research stingray body language more... he would probably wag his tail or something. Bottom line, if you gave that stingray a shot at being human it would be the best day of his life. A day that he would most likely celebrate by stabbing anything that moves.
You. Don't. Know. Anything about Animorphs.
ReplyDeleteFirst: There isn't existing a book the scary boy, and no book #346, actually there is just 54 books in the main series.
Second:The so called ''Duck-Boy'' is Marco, and he had a mission, that's why he morphed to a duck.
Third:The girl in the blue is Jake, and he's no girl, he's the leaderof the Animorphs, and oh, ups, i forgot. He's much more wiser than you.
Forth:The girl who morphs to a grizzly bear is Rachel. And she knew much more about fashion than you.
Fifth:These stories are telling about five children and an alien who are saving the world from evil aliens, and they have only one power to fight against them. Power to morph.
these stories aren't telling you that you'd live happier as a animal, these stories are telling of these five kids and an alien.
So you should first read them before you make fun of them. Oh, wait. I don't belive that you can even read, or write, so forget it.
P.S
Animorphs are one million times better than you are. Dude.
You just can't diss because of cover.'
And you're probably reading such as stories like teletaps.
You unclefucker.
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