Thursday, September 6, 2012

The 1999 Assembly of Shark Ambassadors





"So as you can see, our relations with the humans are improving. Our approval rating is on a steady upward trend with polls indicating that 43% of humans find sharks of little to no concern. Even race relations have improved... According to recent studies, 68% of humans believe sharks to be fair and balanced, with 15% describing sharks as progressive... I'll open up the floor for questions now. Yes, you there..."




"What effect if any do you feel Hollywood has had on this recent trend?"




"Well personally I would think time is really the key. The further we get from the jaws movies the better... But that really seems like more of a PR question so I'll let Carl
expand on that... Carl?... Has anyone seen Carl?"











"You've got to be kidding me."